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View Article  Grand Designs: The Water Tower

In last nights Grand Designs (Channel 4 9.00pm) the excellent Kevin McLoud presented the unusual story of a project to refurbish and use a turn of the century Lutyens designed concrete water tower into a home.

The original building, on land owned by the occupiers of an rural cottage, was not attractive.   The thought of turning into a home seemed fanciful.   The owners felt very protective towards it and having sold their house decided to try and find a way to live in this huge, concrete monster. They moved into two caravans on site, one for them and one for their four dogs, until the water tower was converted.

Original water tower

The planners were open to persuasion so they approached an architect who came up with a bold, uncompromising extension in metal, glass and concrete.  The owners were keen to keep the original structure visible so the new house is threaded between the legs of the water tower.   This particular aspect of the design works very well.   The additions are obvious, but allow the orginal structure to be clearly visible in concrete as a contrast to the steel and zinc finished addtions.

The main living area rises out of the ground on steel stilts, matching the tower’s skinny concrete posts. The walls are built out of insulated steel panels, clad in either weathered zinc or patinated copper and there’s a glass bubble in the roof to let in extra light. Full height windows can be opened like doors to create the feeling of standing on a balcony.

A new staircase runs through a glass stairwell up the outside of the tower leading to the bedrooms. New windows have been cut into the concrete tower to give fantastic view over the surrounding countryside. The crowning glory is the master bedroom suite at the top of the water tower which will have stunning views in all directions.

Exterior

The final result is stunning as they have created an incredible home and saved what is probably one of the earliest concrete structures in England from a less happy fate..  Full details and images are here.

 

View Article  Asbo - the whole hog
Brian Hagan, a Norfolk farmer, received the unusual (and unwanted) first Asbo issued for uncontrollable livestock after his pigs ran amok several times in surrounding properties, uprooting plants and crops as well as causing traffic chaos. The 62-year-old was arrested a day later after the anti-social hogs breached the order, ...   more »
View Article  Car Trouble

Seems there is trouble at TVR.   A spokesman announced they will be closing the Bispham factory later this year and have laid off 71 staff.    Is this the end of the famous Blackpool marque?  

Apparently not, although sales have halved since the heady days of the late 90's when TVR sold over 2,000 cars a year, they are searching for new premises and are looking at overseas component assembly to cut costs.

Seems the issue may also have something to do with the dispute between former owner Peter Wheeler and new owner Nikolai Smolenski.   Guess who owns the Bispham premises?

Yup.   And I have a feeling he is not enamoured of the changes that the russian has made.

View Article  Crazy Phenomenon

Every now and then a new song pops into the charts and captures everyone's imagination.   Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy' is such a song and will surely be on everyone's 2006 playlist.

Garls Barkley
 
The sparse, insistent bassline, the gospel choir, the soaring chorus… If you are reading this within earshot of a radio, the odds are that you're bobbing your head to it right now.

Crazy is a playlist phenomenon.   Everyone, regardless of musical taste or creed, seems to be infatuated with it.

Which explains why Crazy was the first song to reach number one before it was available in the shops - thanks to 31,000 internet downloads.   Surely the future of retailing singles?

Strangely enough, very few of Gnarls' devotees know who he is.   So I did a little research.  Well, it is not he, it is they.

Gnarls Barkley, a pun on the name of the former basketball player Charles Barkley, is an enigmatic front for two of hip-hop's unsung heroes: producer Danger Mouse (Brian Burton, who collaborated with Damon Albarn on Gorillaz' Demon Dayz), and his fellow Atlantan, the rapper/singer Cee-Lo Green (Thomas Calloway).

Now, I'm very much of the view that these hip hop guys are generally responsible for putting the C back into Rap music.

I'm making an exception for Crazy.   I love it.  What about you?   Comments welcome.....

View Article  Happy Birthday Ma'am
On the occasion of of her 80th Birthday in the 54th year of her reign I am delighted to wish our Queen a very Happy Birthday



From the Telegraph today:

Her Majesty the Queen today becomes only the third sovereign in our history, after King George III and Queen Victoria, to reach the age of 80. King George was mad and Victoria's powers were failing - both were just over a year from death. Happily, our Queen shows no signs of decline.
 
No one should be surprised by the affirmation of her cousin, Mrs Margaret Rhodes, that Her Majesty has no intention of abdicating. Nor should she have. With her appetite for work hardly reduced by the years, and her constant and visible presence as head of state, she has become iconic not just of her country generally, but of her generation. She epitomises the robust long life and vitality more and more familiar among the elderly: and, if her late mother, Queen Elizabeth, is any judge, there are abundant years ahead yet.

There is a danger, after 54 years on the throne, that her people might take the Queen for granted. Despite being our most prominent public figure, she is also the most genuinely self-effacing. She has always been the perfect constitutional monarch: no one is sure of her views. What Bagehot called the "dignified" function of the monarchy within the British constitution is sublimely represented by her. But so too has she always represented the wider purposes of monarchy. In her consistency and demeanour she embodies the continuity of the institution, and its stability at the heart of the nation.

This is all the more remarkable for the turbulent times through which the Queen has lived. Although both her father and grandfather had Labour prime ministers, neither Ramsay MacDonald nor Clement Attlee, for all their radicalism, quite changed the tenor of society in the way that the social revolution of the 1960s did, or in the way that the New Labour project has sought to do. Nor was the upheaval caused by the economic restructuring of Britain under Margaret Thatcher something to be regarded casually. Yet the head of state has taken all these changes in her stride, and successive prime ministers have testified, without needing to resort to flattery, to her wisdom and good sense. The continuity of our national life, over decades of change, is not simply due to the function of monarchy, but also to the constructive influence of the Queen in particular.

Her Majesty's greatest trials have been the crises in her family, and their effect on perceptions of the monarchy. The fact that three of her four children's marriages ended in divorce was regrettable but not, sadly, unique in contemporary society. The failure of the Prince of Wales's marriage, and the tragic end of his ex-wife's life, were harsh blows to the credibility and popularity of the entire Royal Family.

These events were seized on by republican elements to further their own agenda, and magnified in their unpleasantness beyond their true import. By the time of her Golden Jubilee in 2002, five years after the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, the Queen showed herself to be as secure as ever in the affections of her subjects. Without having to resort to the type of public relations stunts favoured by celebrities and politicians, the Queen, simply by getting on and doing her duty in the painstaking and dedicated way that she has made her own, rebuilt the public's loyalty not just to her, but also to the institution of monarchy. In an age when most people seem to enter public life for personal gain, the Queen, who had her position thrust on her, continues to define the concept of service in a gold-plated fashion.

On her first overseas tour, to South Africa in 1947 with her parents and on the eve of her marriage, the then Princess Elizabeth made a broadcast in which she dedicated herself to her people, at home and abroad, for the rest of her life. It is not the least of her utterly admirable qualities that she has kept unswervingly to her vow, though an empire has gone and the Commonwealth is a shadow of what it was designed to be. Her adherence to her Coronation Oath, similarly, helps to explain why abdication is incomprehensible to her. Such dedication is why Her Majesty is revered not merely here, but all over the world. In America, she is, despite competition from other foreign sovereigns, "the Queen". When the French refer to "la Reine" or the Germans to "die Königin", they do not bother to add the name of her realm afterwards. Unlike so many others who enjoy global fame, her position has been earned by service.

Our nation and its people have been blessed by a devoted and wise sovereign during times of great change. Amid all the disruptions, there is much to rejoice about: that God has saved the Queen all these years, and in such fine health and spirits, is foremost.

Long to Reign Over Us.

View Article  Bird flu preparations
Admittedly down on the farm we have done very little in terms of preparing for the onset of bird flu.

We've had a chat to the chickens about coop hygeine and advised them not to fraternise with any migrant swans etc. but we drew the line at providing them with individual masks like this:



Can you imagine the ribbing up in the top field:

"Hey, Malcolm, what's with the facial jewelry?"
"S'not jewelry Dwight, it's to protect against Avian Influenza"
"Really?   How's that then?   How long you been a bird?"
"I'm just taking precautions"
"Sure.... you still look a dork though..."

Really.   Some people will go to any lengths to get themselves on this blog.

View Article  Ryton Closing

A sad day for the British car industry as the closure of Peugot's Ryton plant is announced with the loss of some 2,300 jobs.   And why?   Because the model run (206) is ending and it is too expensive to tool up for a new model when they can concentrate resources elsewhere in other plants (France), where they have excess capacity.

And the other reason, although they don't say this, is because it is possible to close a business here, whereas it is prohibitively expensive in France.   Legislation there is so restrictive that to make staff redundant costs almost as much as keeping them employed for life.

This sounds great if you are an employee - until such time as this complete lack of ability to compete means your employer goes bust - but it is not good for industry.

Listening to Tony Woodley of the TGWU on Radio 4 was interesting.   He thinks the rules here should be more employee focussed.   More generous.   More like France.  

No Mr Woodley, you miss the point.   The fact that we have 10 car manufacturers in this country - Ford, Honda, Nissan, Vauxhall, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW, Toyota, Rolls Royce and Aston Martin, not to mention the smaller producers like Morgan, Bristol, TVR and Lotus, means we do have at least a business environment that is better than in France. 

The UK accounts for about 10% of EU car production and France about 20% which, considering the comparable sizes of our countries, suggests we are doing prety well.   How many foreign car manufacturers make any cars in France?   Two.  Smart (who have just about stopped making cars anyway) and Toyota.

Why?   Because, as anyone who has done business in France knows, it is simply too expensive.   In a country with a 35 hour working week, a venture that does not succeed is too expensive to close, which dissuades inward investment in the first place ...which is not good if you are an employee in a country with one of the highest unemployment rates in the EU at 8.9% and with youth unemployment nearing 25%.

Wake up and smell the blue mountain Mr Woodley.   We don't need to become more like the EU.....

View Article  On Champagne

I've always liked quotes.   Which is why I thought I would share a few.... on an occasional basis that is...starting with a few on Champagne:

I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.   Madame Lilly Bollinger

Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!   Dom Perignon, at the moment he discovered champagne

Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.  Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced, the imagination is agreeably stirred; the wits become more nimble. A bottle produces the contrary effect. Excess causes a comatose insensibility. So it is with war: and the quality of both is best discovered by sipping.   Winston Churchill

Remember gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!  Winston Churchill, WWI

My thoughts entirely.

View Article  French or English?

Sitting in the BA lounge in Vancouver yesterday I spotted this gem in Time magazine:

Ernest Antoine Selliere, the french head of UNICE, the European employers group, openened his address to the EU spring summit with the words "I am going to speak in English - the language of business".

In protest at this perceived slight, French President Chirac walked out.

I like Ernest Antoine Selliere already.

View Article  Back to business

All back safe and sound to dear old England after a fabulous ski trip.   Two feet of snow in the last 4 days is a record for us and the conditions on Sunday morning were perfect.   Smooth, soft, light ego snow.   Wonderful   We'll be back.    If only to drink the two cases of wine we left in the cellar - but that's another story.

Well, at least the sun is out today...and the long list of e-mails is nearly sorted.   Re-energised and invigorated it's time to plan the next holiday....the Three Castles Rally in May and then Cork Week in July.

Happy days.

View Article  After the snowfall....

Right after my lecture to the kids on changeable mountain weather - about 30 minutes after the shot of Noodle in the tub on the earlier post - Brixton Boy took this shot from the terrace:

Hard to believe that in less than 4 weeks this will be a golfers paradise .....

STOP PRESS:   Saturday's Forecast is blue skies and unlimited visiblity.  

Awesome.

 

View Article  Snow and more snow...

Lots of snow on the mountain today.. about a foot of new stuff and it is still snowing!    I had to visit the ski boot shop for a tweak at half time as my boots are still not as comfy as they need to be... a problem I concede is likely exacerbated by poor skiing...

Anyway, we were up enfamille, hitting Dave Murray and Orange Peel to start which was a poor choice as they were thick with new snow.. not the best way of warming the legs.   Then on to Tokum for more of the same and then up to the Roundhouse for a run down to Chic Pea for hot choccies all round.

Whaddya mean we'd only done two runs?   Well true, but we were pooped.

Ash and I skiied off to the village and I went back up later to test the adjusted boots.   Not a total success, so more tweaking needed.

Anyway, at the end of a hard day we unwound in the tub as it continued to snow over the golf course.   No bears today then.

And as I type this it is still snowing..... another powder day beckons tomorrrow.. if only I can find my powder legs....

View Article  Let it snow!

Woke up this morning to a clear reminder that winter is not yet over.   As the Telus World Ski and Snowboard festival starts, there is 6 inches of fresh snow on the mountain and more to come.

Snow:
New 24 Hours 48 Hours 7 Days Snowbase
14 cm 19 cm 26 cm 32 cm 292 cm
6 in 7 in 10 in 13 in 115 in
Total cumulative snowfall *Snow depths are measured at Pig Alley Weather
Station - 1650m (Mid-Mountain) on Whistler Mtn.

A powder day beckons!

View Article  A change in the weather.....

Just when we thought winter was over and all the snow was going to melt, the weather takes a U-turn.   It continues to snow and it looks as though we will be getting another couple of feet over the weekend.   Just in time for us to fly home.   Darn.

From the Snow Report on the Whistler website today:

Weather:
Temp at 09:15 Winds Visibility
Peak -8°C / 18°F Moderate at 17-23 km/h from the S Variable
Alpine -3°C / 27°F
Village 3°C / 37°F
FORECAST
Environment Canada Forecast
Periods Of Snow Beginning AM. Alpine Temperature Near -2. Snowfall 5 - 10 cm. Freezing Level 1200m.. Tonight: 10-15cm snow. Tomorrow: 5-10cm snow. Saturday: 5-10cm snow.

Oh well.... better make the most of it and get myself up the mountain.

View Article  The end of the welly?

News today that Hunters have gone into administration..  Who?   The manufacturers of the green wellington boot .... an icon of rural style for several decades and essential footwear of the 'green wellie brigade'. 

Named after the Duke of Wellington who asked his shoemaker - Hoby of St. James - to make a calf length boot to wear inside his trousers, the boots were reborn after the second world war to replace the old Argyll welly which had a critical design flaw in that it got stuck in the mud.. the new shaped 'Hunter' addressed that issue.

 
All is not lost though as the receivers have received interest in buying the company.  
View Article  The bear and the buggy
Springtime in Whistler and the bears are stirring.   And we met a surreal sight yesterday as a brown bear wandered across the Fairway at the bottom of our incredibly short garden ... chased by a golf buggy.

I swear I could hear the driver.. 'Give me back my ball!!' 

That'll be a drop shot and four strokes pal.

Meanwhile, elsewhere the snow is falling atop the mountain, which means rain lower down and crapola visibility for yours truly.   But the new snow is welcome and has made a difference to the conditions.

I just wish I had some new legs.. hopeless.. note to self:  get fit next year!

BBQing tonight with friends so must get busy in the kitchen as the girls are having a night off.   Oh, and got to pick up the kids from ski school first.

Thought this was supposed to be a holiday!
View Article  Keeping and eye on the weather
Mixed blessings for the last couple of days.  Yesterday was a a rest day (read:  too knackered to move) and today was a bit of everything.   First, we did one run to get our legs warm and then went up the Peak - which looked better than Harmony which was solid cloud.

Sweet run down The Saddle and then on to Franz's which was hard and icy.   Toolkit Tim, the Dentist and I went on to the red chair and then back up the peak for another go.  Less viz, more bumps and not as satisfying.

Next we went over to Harmony and found some good snow, mixed viz and cloud.   We had a second go and found too much hard pack so headed in for coffee.   Two runs later and we were at Chic Pea for lunch.  

And it started to snow in earnest.   We bided our time with another coffee and then headed off down Whisky Jack.   Not great, heavy snow falling as sleet and eventually rain.   Hard to see, heavy to ski on and ... yes.. wet.   Yuk.

One more run, just to be sure and then I headed off to download from Olympic Station.   Soggy and thirsty we landed at the Longhorn for a couple before picking up the kids from school and heading home to the hot tub.  

Best run of the day?   The hot tub, closely followed by the first run down the Saddle.

The freezing level continues to stay resolutely high at 1,500 to 1,800 m and the rain is both eroding the base and ruining the important bit that you ski on... hence we are keeping a weather eye on the err, weather.

Snow is forecast for later in the week along with gales.   All in all not looking the best... but you never know with mountain weather.   Let's keep positive!

(with apologies for those of you who don't know Whistler Mountain, piste map here)

 
View Article  Sun and Snow

Yup.   That's what we've had.   Two days of it so far.   It's a bit warm....but up high the snow is excellent, the visibility perfect and we haven't seen a queue on any of the lifts.   Even Harmony, which can get busy, was empty.

Toolkit Tim and I skied a few too many bumps this afternoon, while Noodle sensibly avoided the worst of them.   Consequently my legs are fried and I'm off to bed.

Blackcomb tomorrow.   Can't wait. 

View Article  Illegal antics

News from Hong Kong that an Illegal Meat Roasting operation has been smashed will allow many of us to sleep easy in our beds tonight.   Apparently officers of the Food and Environmental Hygiene Department raided a factory during a blitz operation on Tuesday.

Approximately 540kgs of meat, roasting equipment and an LPG cylinder were confiscated from premises in Kowloon City and a man has been charged.

Phew.   Next I hear they will be all over the illegal vegetable boiling, fruit peeling and sauce making.   These practices are rife across Sai Kung to my certain knowledge.

 

View Article  Ski fever

Oooh.. can't wait.....

Clear view

We're off, en famille and with friends, to Whistler in Canada for the annual pilgrimmage to the snow.   

The snow report shows a base of 296cm or 117in which looks good.... but we need to keep an eye on the temperature which is up to 2°C in the village, although the peak remains at .... -5°C.

The irony is not lost on me that only yesterday was I whingeing about the cold.....

View Article  Dumb food

It seems that restaurateurs are prepared to inflict any daft gimmick on us in order to sell food.   And it would appear there is a ready supply of stupid people prepared to pay for the privilege.

Last time I whinged about this is was the 'eating in the dark' place.  Daft.

Now I hear of a place where you are treated like, dressed like and served like a baby.   Yes (and no, this is not a belated April 1st post), Babyland, recently opened in London.

A waiter carrying two baby bottles containing red and white wine
 
The restaurant aims to capitalise on the British appetite for both nursery food and molecular gastronomy, melding them together in what owner Joe-Joe Lascalle calls "an exciting explosion of purées".
 
Apparently all the A list celebs have already been there (this is supposed to be some sort of recommendation?) although Sir Elton John is rumoured to have taken one look at the obligatory soft toy table setting of a Care Bear and Sadie from Bratz and walked out.
 
I'm with you there Reg.   What a load of tosh.
View Article  On Spring

Spring is my favourite season.   Well, after summer I suppose.   And it is finally here.   I don't care what the Met office or any other experts say, I know it's here because yesterday I cut the lawns.

I am not fully convinced they needed cutting, but I needed to cut them.   Winter had worn me down and save for the snowdrops and more recently the daffodils, there was little to suggest it was over.  And I had had enough of it.

So, after a good roast lamb lunch and a decent bottle of claret I ventured outside and fired up the monster mower.   Which ran out of fuel half way down the stable block - fully 30 yards from any grass.   No matter.   Fuel replenished and fuel cut-off opened (yes, yes, I forgot) and we were off.

The sweet smell of cut grass was the elixir I have been seeking for some weeks.   Even Georgina was moved to come and help, riding on and steering the mower with me.   This was very scary.

An hour later and we'd done the front lawn and the one outside on the lane and the sun was still shining - and it was 7 o'clock.

Oh, yes, Spring is my favourite season for sure.   Until summer that is.

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