I could not resist the story of Education Secretary Ruth Kelly, who was hit by an egg as she left court in Manchester yesterday.

Why was she in court I hear you ask? Was it the latest State Education reforms perhaps? Is there a chance she will be locked up for the duration any time soon?
Sadly no. She was attending court to give evidence in the prosecution of a protester for an attack on her in a election rally last year.
His crime?
He threw an egg at her. Tee Hee.