I could not resist the story of Education Secretary Ruth Kelly, who was hit by an egg as she left court in Manchester yesterday.

Ruth Kelly being hit with an egg

Why was she in court I hear you ask?   Was it the latest State Education reforms perhaps?   Is there a chance she will be locked up for the duration any time soon?
 
Sadly no.  She was attending court to give evidence in the prosecution of a protester for an attack on her in a election rally last year. 
 
His crime?
 
He threw an egg at her.   Tee Hee.