The trials and tribulations of living abroad...
View Article  “The Smithsonian”
The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutter who digs things out of his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archaeological finds. This guy really exists and does this in ...   more »
View Article  The Road Much Travelled
Forgive me folks for I have sinned. It's been 5 days since my last blog. Sometimes when I'm travelling I just don't seem to get a moment. Really. Even by my standards this was a busy week......one of those, it's Wednesday so it must be Milan sort of weeks. Cape ...   more »
View Article  Plane annoyed
I can't remember a BA flight being on time since I moved to London.

Except last night that is. So, while BA whatever pushed back bang on time at 19.25 yours truly was in a traffic jam on the M4. At least I got to experience a new experience: I've ...   more »
View Article  Internet Stories: Introduction
I wrote this introduction to a collection of internet stories I started compiling six years ago. I cannot believe it is so long ago.....

"Internet stories, almost by definition, need no introduction. They arrive, wholly unsolicited, from all corners of the world on our screens almost daily. Often beneath a ...   more »
View Article  Blog hacked.. Blogger hacked off.
Some of you - if you subscribe to this blog - will have received a rather unwelcome mail from the site as a consequence of some saddo posting an innapropriate comment which was then sent out to anyone registered.

I've now removed it and I do normally check for comments ...   more »
View Article  French. Humour
It does seem a little unkind, since we had such a fabulous weekend in France, that I should post such a blog. Truth is I was looking through my sad collection of internet sourced humour and there is a lot of French stuff. Some of it good too.

There was ...   more »
View Article  Oxymoron: Saftety Camera Partnerships
Scanning the Telegraph motoring section the other day I can across this letter with the reply from Honest John. Admittedly this is a bit of a soap box of mine, but the writer makes a good point.

Speed camera partnerships are not legal entities (and therefore cannot be sued), nor ...   more »
View Article  Le French Excursion - all done
No doubt I will pen a longer post in due course, but safe to say we had a blast. By way of an appetiser - and because it was just too funny to resist recording - I can confirm that one of our number accidentally set light to a menu ...   more »
View Article  Bubble Trouble
Hot off the press our special correspondent Jimmy the Snake sent in this article, which is very topical given that we are heading to the home of the most special of sparkling wines this weekend....

French industrial patriotism is in danger of descending into farce, with reports that Paris wants ...   more »
View Article  Le French Excursion est demain!
A runaway lorry travelled for 140 miles on the motorways of northern France and Belgium as the driver struggled to regain control with his speed locked at 60 mph.

"I have lived the film Speed for real," said the French driver, likening his nightmarish two-hour journey to the 1994 film ...   more »
View Article  LJK Setright - engineer, enthusiast and author
LJK Setright, who died last week aged 74, was one of the most inspiring motoring – or should I say engineering - enthusiasts of our age. One of the world's foremost and most distinguished motoring journalists he was also one life’s great characters.

His numerous publications included histories of Rolls ...   more »
View Article  Hong Kong welcomes Mickey Mouse! (most residents think he’s been in Legco for quite a while…)
A few years ago when the then Financial Secretary, Donald Tsang was presenting his budget, I recall he announced two things that would save Hong Kong’s economy which, at the time, was in dire straits. One was the sale of land at the proposed Cyberport for development not, via the ...   more »
View Article  Praying for and end to Cricket
To me it is inconceivable. The headline in the Telegraph "Pray for rain" because dreams can turn to Ashes is absolutely absurd.

I cannot imagine why any national team would actually publicly wish for the weather to be their salvation, as opposed to actually winning a game on merit. Even ...   more »
View Article  The fleet is (nearly) complete
Regular visitors to the blog will have been assailed with various automotive related tales for some time now. Rest assured this situation will continue, even though the fleet is nearly complete. For now that is.

The sensible family car arrived on Friday in the form of a Jaguar X type ...   more »
View Article  Dress code
Now, most of you know I'm a somewhat relaxed dresser - the fisherman unkindly suggested I was the scruffiest person he knows - but at least I don't let my jeans slide down so you can see the label on my calvins. Assuming I am wearing any that is.

And ...   more »
View Article  True Stories
Overheard on the BA flight from NY last night, a conversation between two US passengers travelling to the UK on probably their first long haul flight. How do I know it was their first long haul? Read on:

Passenger 1: Gee Marge this plane even has an upstairs!
Marge: Wow, ...   more »
View Article  Top tips for working with Americans
A very timely article in this weeks Telegraph exposes the differences between two cultures divided by a common language. I've worked in an american firm for 8 years and I feel the cultural divide is deepening.

Understanding the gamut of linguistic and cultural differences can make the course of business ...   more »
View Article  The Apple Stretching
This week finds me in The Big Apple on business and the sound of cab horns and people reminded me of Grace Jones wonderful track from Island Life.   more »
View Article  Downloading for Oxfam?
Downloading music from the internet is set to explode – this time legitimately – as two major retailers (HMV and Virgin) finally embrace the concept and launch the service. Shawn Fanning – founder of the now legendary and latterly legal Napster – must be smiling wrily. More likely he’s still ...   more »
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