Every news story provides material for humour. The black ones appear immediately after any disasters.. but the best are the short and simple like this:

Kate Moss had just been introduced to Jeremy Clarkson at a smart celeb party -

"What do you do?" she asked

"Top Gear" he replied

"Oh brilliant!" replied Kate "Can you do me a good deal on ten grammes?"

Wicked. But you can actually imagine Jezza saying it can't you!